Two Guys Are Chatting..
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.”
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
The way u look into my eyes,
it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U,
it scares me,
The way u know just what to say,
it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
Luv is like a cloud…
luv is like a dream…
luv is 1 word and everything in between…
luv is a fairytale come true…
Coz I found luv when I found U.
If Roses were black and
violets were brown,
my love for you would never be found but
roses r red and violets are blue,
all I want to say is I LUV U!
Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can’t your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it.
A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”
A baby dog asks mama dog:
How papa looks like.
Mama dog said:
“Your dad came from behind, I do not have the chance to see its face carefully!”
When an apple is green,
its ready to pluck.
When a girl in eighteen,
she is ready to…
.
.
.
VOTE. You dirty mind,
Elections are near,
but I know what you were thinking.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.