Friends are of 2 types: One says”If you ever need anything,
I will be there “Other says”
You will never need anything as long as I’m there”

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Everyday I see lots of strangers passing by me
This makes me realised that,
Life would be boring, without a friend like you.

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Santa: I went honeymoon alone & saved half money.
Banta: U r nothing,
I saved all my money.
My friend was going,
I sent my wife with him!

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Man to Sexy Airhostess
Man: What’s you name?
Hostess: Benz
Man: Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?
Hostess: Same Price.

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British:Y u Indians r in dffrnt colors? look v r all white!
Indian:Horses r in difrnt colors, bt donkeys r all d same!
PROUD 2b INDIANS!!
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“A hopeless person feels
difficulty in every chance”

&

“A hopeful person feels
a chance in every difficulty”

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Silent lips may avoid mny prblms,
Bt smiling lips may solve mny prblms,
So always hv a smile on ur face
in the beautiful journey is “lyf”

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My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left..
ICU
Or
U C Me

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Dusra Tajmahal ban jayega,
Bharat-Pakistan ek ho jayega,
Insaan Chand par rehne jayega,
Par..
Aapke sMs ka mahurat kab aayega.

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So simple it is to live
So simple it is to love
So simple it is to smile
So simple it is to win.
But It is so difficult to be SO SIMPLE! Try

Friendship is not about finding similarities,
it is about respecting differences.
You are not my friend coz you are like me,
but because i accept you and respect you the way you are.

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Thank you for touching my life in ways you may never know.
My riches do not lie in material wealth,
but in having friend like you - a precious gift from God.

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Good FRIENDS CaRE for each Other..
CLoSE Friends UNDERSTaND each Other…
and TRUE Friends STaY forever
beyond words,
beyond time…**

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FRiEND in different lanaguages…
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO

For me.. just simply “YOU”

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Stars has 5 ends
Square has 4 ends
Trinagle has 3 ends
Line has 2 ends
but Circle of our friendship has no end…

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A daily thought…
A silent tear…
A Constant wish that u r near…
Words are few but thoughts r deep…
Memories of our frenship i’ll always keep!!

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Being a friend is not just sharing a joke, a conversation,
a cup of coffee or a funny story.
It means sharing an honest and true part of yourself.

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In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend with beautiful heart,
pure feelings, attractive personality & stylish looks. So learn to value me!

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When I was born, GOD said, “Oh No! Another IDIOT”.
When you were born, GOD said, “OH No! COMPETITION”.
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!

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Sometimes in life we think we don’t need anyone.
But sometime we don’t have anyone when we need…
So don’t let your best buddies go ever…

TEACHER : What is the chemical formula for water?
PAPPU : “HIJKLMNO! “!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
PAPPU : Yesterday you said it’s H to O !

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TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!

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TEACHER: PAPPU, how do you spell “crocodile”?
PAPPU: “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
PAPPU: Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
PAPPU: I is…
TEACHER: No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
PAPPU: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”

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TEACHER : “Can anybody give an example of “COINCIDENCE?”
PAPPU : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time.”

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TEACHER : “George Washington not only chopped down his father’s Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn’t punish him?”
PAPPU : “Because George still had the axe in his hand?”

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PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?
PAPPU: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?