Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain.
Aap 1000 me se ek hain.

Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain.
Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain.

Darte hai aag se kahi jal na jaya,
Darte hai khawb se kahi tut na jaya,
Par sabse jyada darte aapse…
Jahi aap hume bhul na jaye,
Good Night & Miss u!

Tutak Tutak tutiya dahi jmalo,
J garmi lag rahi hai tan cooler chlalo,
J bore ho rahe ho tan mera number mila lo,
J msg changa ni lgya tan!!
Mobile nu agg la lo

Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-

1)Studies

2)Games

3)Entertainment

4)Love

5)..

6)..

7)..

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Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta

Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!!

Father to his son- How was the paper?

Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.

Father- acha,aur baki?

Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.

Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?

Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

Santa apni biwi kw sath train me safar kar raha tha
Raatko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai..
Santa:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb main hain

Best joke from Signboard on electric Boxes-
“Danger, 10000 volts, TOUCHING dis will lead to DEATH..
Any1 found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs.”
Ha ha..

Friendship is not a word,
Not merely a relationship,
It is a silent promise which says:
“I was” “I am” & “I will b”
A headache 4 u 4ever & ..ever..& ever..