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Kash yeh dil shishe ka bana hota
chot lagti to beshak fannah hota
par sunte jab wo awAz iske tutne ki
tab unhe b apne guna ka ehsAs hota

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KANJUSI ka jab OSCAR diya jayega
tumhara naam sabse phele aayega
galti se bhi SMS mat karna
varna oscar koi aur le jayega

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Zindgi me kuch sapne saja lena,
Waqt me kuch arman jaga lena,
Hum apki rah se har dard chura lenge,
Aap jab chahe hume ajama lena

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Ishq ke jungle mein rehti hoon,
Kaanton ke bichone per soti hoon,
Jab yaad uski satati hai,
To jee bhar ke tanhayi main rota hoon

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SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao,
Jhatke lag rahey he?
Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai,
tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho

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Mann mein sabka armaan nahi hota,
Har koyi Dil ka mehmaan nahi hota,
Par jo ek baar dil me sama jaye,
Use bhulakar jeena aasaan nahi hota

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Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua,
Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He

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Santa:Kal dadaji kuweme gir gye,
bahut chot lagi,
bahut chilla rhe The
Banta:Ab kaise hai?
Santa:Thik honge,kalse kuwense koi awaz nahi ayi

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Kitne shikwe-gile hain pehle hi
Raah me kitne faasle hain pehle hi
or kis shai ki hai talab”JIYA”
ki dard ke silsile hain pehle hi.

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Ladki Ne Coin Dalke
Wt. Deka, 58kg
Dupata Utara, 56kg
Jacket Utara, 53kg
Aur Coin Khatam.
1 Bhikari Bola
Tu Chalu Rakh Coin Me daluga.
“G.N”

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