FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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the chappals u lost at the temple
One day u will ask me:
What is more important to u,
me or ur life?
I will say:
my life..!
You will walk away from me
without knowing that
U R MY LIFE!
Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The
Beta- Kya Batau Papa
Sab Galat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nai ..!!
AIDS Awareness slogan :
Try different position with the same woman
instead of
same position with diffrent women.
Wish u a Very Happy AIDS Day ..!
Kaash ham SMS hote,
Ek click mein tumhare paas hote,
Bhale tum hame delete kar dete,
Par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare pass to hote…!
In my life i learned
How 2 love,
How 2 smile,
How c be happy,
How 2 b strong,
How 2 work hard..
But I didn’t learn how 2 forget a frnd like u
Utilize 5 chances b4 5 stages in life.
- Youth b4 old age.
- Health b4 disease.
- Wealth b4 poverty.
- Free time b4 work.
- Life b4 death.
Desire wakes U2 work.
Anger makes U2 achieve.
Poverty pushes U2 earn.
Problems keep U alert.
Its just+ve attitude dat makes d life Cheerful
Life is like flute!
May have several holes nd emptiness
Bt if v work on it,d same flute produces magical melodies,
Think+Ve It makes wonder.
Funda of life
“Dont ever try to convince Urself that any work is impossible…
Bcoz the word impossible itself says…
I’M possible!
