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Category Bhai Style Sms, College-School Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
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Category Bhai Style Sms, College-School Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
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Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
Category Bhai Style Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai
Category Bhai Style Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail,
Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.
Bhai bole to bachpan
Category Bhai Style Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
Circuit- ” Bhai …. bole to bachpan
mein apun 20th Floor se gir gaya tha.”
Munna Bhai- “Aisa kya? To fir
bach gaya tha ya mar gaya tha?
Circuit- “Abhi jaane do na bhai itni purani baat…
Bole to ab apun ko jyada yaad nahin!!”
Meray paas aik buri khabar hai
Category Bhai Style Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
Munna: Meray paas aik buri khabar hai, aur aik buhat hi buri khabar hai teray wastay.
Patient: Acha to pehlay buri khabar suna daal.
Munna: Apun k paas jo teri report pahunchi us mien likha tha k teray
paas sirf 24 ghantay hain zinda rehnay k liye.
Patient: Sirf 24 ghantay. is say buri khabar kya ho sakti hai.
Munna: (Jadu ki Japhhi Dalte Hoauy) Mien kal say teray tak pahunchnay ki koshish kar raha hoon.
Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo
Category Bhai Style Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
Munna:
Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa,
meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.
Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho.
Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
Category Bhai Style Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera
operation dobara karna paray ga.
Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves
teray andar hi reh gaye hain.
Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do.
Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
Category Bhai Style Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
Munna:
Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette
aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.
Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar!
Category Bhai Style Sms, Munna Bhai Sms
Kya ray!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos?
Apka Pyara
Munna Bhai
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka
Category Bhai Style Sms, College-School Sms, Funny Sms
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya
toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
