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Teacher asks children,
what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want 2b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa

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Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?

Beti- B.B.A Karungi.

Papa- Wat is BBA!

Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!

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A girl comes late to class

Teacher: Why ru late?

Girl: 1 boy was following me.

Teacher: so what?

Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!

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Life is diffrent than teacher
a teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam
but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson.

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Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit?

Circuit: Boleto bhai,
C-come
O-on
L-love
L-lets
E-every
G-girl
E-every day
Bhai!!

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Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?

Stud - Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

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Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho

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DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!

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Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.

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