Funda of life
Posted by admin on 29 November, 2009
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Funda of life
“Dont ever try to convince Urself that any work is impossible…
Bcoz the word impossible itself says…
I’M possible! 
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Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao
Posted by Neha on 17 August, 2009
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Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..! 
Teacher asks children
Posted by Rocky on 3 December, 2008
This item was filled under [ College-School Sms, Double meaning Sms ]
Teacher asks children,
what do u wish 2 do in future?
Vinod: I want 2b a doctor.
Deepa: I want 2b a good mother.
Ravi: I want 2 help Deepa
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Posted by Rocky on 3 December, 2008
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi.
Papa- Wat is BBA!
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Pr Aish ..!
A girl comes late to class
Posted by Rocky on 30 November, 2008
A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!
Life is diffrent than teacher
Posted by Rocky on 15 November, 2008
Life is diffrent than teacher
a teacher teach lesson & then keeps the exam
but life keep the exam 1st & then teaches the lesson.
Munn Bhai- College ka fulform kya hota he
Posted by Rocky on 15 November, 2008
Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit?
Circuit: Boleto bhai,
C-come
O-on
L-love
L-lets
E-every
G-girl
E-every day
Bhai!!
Teacher- PYAR or ISHQ mein kya frk hai
Posted by Rocky on 15 November, 2008
Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?
Stud – Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai
Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Posted by Rocky on 11 November, 2008
This item was filled under [ College-School Sms, Hindi Sms ]
Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho
DAD went school to get son’s report card
Posted by Rocky on 23 October, 2008
DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!
