FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
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.
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the chappals u lost at the temple 
Hansi ko INBOX
Anso ko OUTBOX
Gusay ko HOLD
Muskan ko SENT
Help ko OK
Dil ko VIBRAT kro
Phr dekho zindgi ki RING TONE
kesi pyari mehsos hogi.
Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?
STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!
Q: why is the DBA so rich?
A: He creates and manages quite a lot of
FOREIGN KEY relationships
Q: Wat did d CPU say to d input devices?
A: You fill up my senses…
Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!
Q. How do u keep a programmer in d shower al day?
A. Give him a bottle of shampoo which says Lather, rinse, repeat.
Q. Whr’s an astronaut’s favourite place on the computer?
* * * * *
A. The spacebar!
U hav a compute addiction wen u
kiss ur girlfriend’s homepage.
Ur dog has its own website.
And even ur night dreams r in HTML..!
A good friend is like a computer;
me ‘enter’ ur life,
’save’ u in my heart,
‘format’ ur problems,
’shift’ u 2 opportunities &
never ‘delete’ u from my memory!
