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Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,

Small people talk about other people, And

Legends never talk,

they send SMS…

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I”m d best
I can prove it
I can c the tea in tea cup
Can u c the world in world cup?

I can send my address 2 ur mobile
can u send ur mobile 2 my address??

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A Typical Student Grabbed a coin,
flipped it in d air n said:
Heads, I Go to Sleep,
Tails, I watch a Movie,

If it Stands Still on d edge

I”LL Study…

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School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree

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IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE”S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly….

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GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.

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