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$o $!MPLE !t is 2 Live
$o $!MPLE !t is 2 Love
$o $!MPLE !t is 2 $mile
$o $!MPLE !t is 2 Win
But, !t’s Too Dificult 2 B $!MPLE

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“Believe” where others doubts..
“Work” where other refuse..
“Save” where others waste..
“Stay” where others quit
“DARE TO B DIFFRENT” !!

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7 rules to be happy.
1) Never hate
2) Don’t worry
3) Live simple
4) Expect a little
5) Give a lot
6) Always smile
7) keep in touch with Me.

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Imagine a Runing Race Betwin
Luv & Frendshp
Who’ll Win?

Ans: None,

CoZ

Frendshp Always Compromises
&
Luv Always Sacrifices.

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I had so many arrears when i was studying.

Now i own microsoft.

My mates who’s no arrears r my employees!

-Bill Gates

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FULL FORM OF GIRL:
G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.

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She is hot!
She is sweet!
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss
Whole world is Mad 4 her!
Who is she ?

Answer= Tea

Chai piyo Mast jio !! G.M.

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Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun
Cow: Suna
Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga,
Ghas Chabaenge,
Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

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GIRL’S HEART IS WATER
BOY’S HEART IS MOBILE

EITHER WATER FALLS ON MOBILE

OR

MOBILE FALLS IN WATER

VAAT MOBILE KI HI LAGTI HAI

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In the fight between Wave & Rock on sheshore,
Wave always Wins.

Not through strength but Through persistence
Don’t ever give up.

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