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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hE?
GUDDU:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hE.
Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hE

Tags: Cool, Husband-Wife | 1 Comment

KANJUSI ka jab OSCAR diya jayega
tumhara naam sabse phele aayega
galti se bhi SMS mat karna
varna oscar koi aur le jayega

Tags: Cool, Hindi, Insult | No Comments

Doctor’s prescription 4u.
A cute little smile 4breakfast.
More laughs 4lunch.
Lots of happiness 4dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.

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I have a new kodak camera
ur snap please…
don’t move
steady
smile
ready
click
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

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Dear Customer,
We would like to inform you
that your true friend Mr/Mrs___is missing u a lot.
Thank you.Sender:Helpline

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Meeting you was fate,
becoming your friend was choice,
but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I cry. U laugh.. I laugh.
U jump out of d window..
I look down n then..
I laugh again.. hahaha

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1 day as I came home early from work,
I saw a guy jogging naked.
I said to the guy,
Hey buddy, why are you doing that?
He said, ‘Because you came home early.’

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Its been a rough day.
I got up this morning,
put on a shirt N a button fell off.
I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off.
I’m afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom.

Tags: Cool, Friendship, Good Morning | No Comments

A man was looking at a painting 4 a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing & he answered - waitng 4 autumn.

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