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Archive for the ‘Doctor's Sms’ Category

Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth

Category Category Doctor's Sms, Double meaning Sms, Funny Sms

Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,

Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test

1 bacha paida hote hi

Category Category Doctor's Sms, Funny Sms

1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?

Nurse: karega kya

Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya

Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he

Category Category Doctor's Sms, Funny Sms

Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..

Doctor’s prescription 4u

Category Category Cool Sms, Doctor's Sms, Smile Sms

Doctor’s prescription 4u.
A cute little smile 4breakfast.
More laughs 4lunch.
Lots of happiness 4dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.

After finishing MBBS

Category Category Bhai Style Sms, Doctor's Sms, Munna Bhai Sms

After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse

Category Category Doctor's Sms, Funny Sms

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Dr’s prescription for today

Category Category Doctor's Sms, Good Morning Sms

Dr’s prescription for today.
A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,
Dr’s fee… whole Day think of me….G@@D Morning…

Doctor help me

Category Category Doctor's Sms, Santa-Banta Sms

SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

What is the chemical formula

Category Category Doctor's Sms, Santa-Banta Sms

What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.

Doctor’s prescription 4 u

Category Category Cool Sms, Doctor's Sms

Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor”s fee? An sms when u r free.





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