Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth
Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,
Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test
Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,
Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test
1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?
Nurse: karega kya
Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya
Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..
Doctor’s prescription 4u.
A cute little smile 4breakfast.
More laughs 4lunch.
Lots of happiness 4dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Dr’s prescription for today.
A cute little smile for breakfast.
More laugh for Lunch,Lots of happiness for Dinner,
Dr’s fee… whole Day think of me….G@@D Morning…
SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.
What is the chemical formula 4 water?
SANTA: HIJKLMNO.
Teacher: wht r u talking abt?
SANTA:Yesterday u said H to O.
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor”s fee? An sms when u r free.