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Ek admi Dr. Se

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Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

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On this Doctor’s Day

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On this Doctor’s Day…
I want to thank you…
As I am hearty and healthy again…
Hope you have a great day?
Happy Doctor’s Day!!

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May all your days be

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May all your days be….
As wonderful as…
You Have made
all of mine !
Happy Doctor’s Day !!!

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It is Your deed

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It is Your deed…
That makes us feel proud…
It’s great to have a doctor in the family ….
Wish you a very
Happy Doctor’s Day !!!

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Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth

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Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,

Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test

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1 bacha paida hote hi

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1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?

Nurse: karega kya

Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya

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Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he

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Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..

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Doctor’s prescription 4u

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Doctor’s prescription 4u.
A cute little smile 4breakfast.
More laughs 4lunch.
Lots of happiness 4dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when ur free.

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After finishing MBBS

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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.

He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?

“Battery is OK”

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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse

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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

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