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Nurse Put Patient Finger In Her Mouth,
After Blood Test.
Patient Starts Dancing,

Nurse Asks: Why You Are Dancing?
Patient: Next Is Urine Test

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3 Married Lady*

1st- Mere Pati to Pura Hath Ghusa Dete Hai.

2nd- Mere To Pair B.

Teesri-Apni $aari Uthake Boli:
Aji… Bahar Niklo G*

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Mechanical engg ki wife ko bachha hua
Wife ne hsbnd ko sms bheja- Aap ka SPARE PART aa gaya hai
Hsbnd ne reply me puchha- “NUT hai ya BOLT”

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DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!

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Baap: Q beta ladki pasand aayi
tumhe?
Beta: Papa ladki toh bahut
moti he
Baap: beta ghar kitana b bada ho,
darwaaja chota hi hota hai

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Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

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Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girl Friend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom,
Bahut KISS Liye!!

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Girl: If U’ll Try To Kiss Me, May Shor Macha Dungi
Boy: Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai
Girl: I Know But Formality To puri Karni Hi Padegi

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Girl: ma tumne kaha tha k mard k dil me
jane ka rasta ankho se hokar jata he?
Mom: ha?
Girl: lekin kal raat mene DUSRA RASTA dhudh liya!

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