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Hmesha Galat mat Samjho, Ye MACHLI Pakad Rha Hai
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Kahin dooor…
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja… Varna
varna
Varna!
Doosra kaise hoga?
College me fees bharne ki line me ek ladki: Sir, pahle meri le lo.
clerk: Thoda ruko abhi leta hu.
Ladki: Nahi jaldi le lo warna period shuru ho jayenge..! 
Police- Park me aise baithe ho,
Bacho pe kya asar padega?
Couple- Hum Dono Married h
Police- To Ghar me jake Betho.
Man- Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega..! 
Kamwali Baai ko kuch ladke chhed rahe the.
BAAI- Badtamiji karoge to MORR bana dungi.
Ladke- Morr kaise banaogi?
BAAI- Tumhare pichwade mein jhadu daal ke!!
Beta: Papa Muje 1 Bhai Chahiye Aaj aur Abhi,
Papa: Beta is Kaam me 9Mahine Lagte hai,
BETA: Aap to CONTRACTOR ho 5-6 admi laga do Jaldi Ho jayega..?
Bus mein Jagah nahi thi to Ladki ko 1 Uncle ne
God me bitha liya.
Thodi Der mein hi Ladki Jhatke se Uthgayi or Boli:
Uncle Ya to Usko Bitha lo Ya Mujhko..!!
Feelings of girls after exam
Kitna lamba tha Kaash thoda time aur mil jata.
Pehle kitna dar lag raha tha Par Pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya.
Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The
Beta- Kya Batau Papa
Sab Galat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nai ..!! 
What Is The Similarity
Between A Blu3 Movie
& A Tragedy Movie ??
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Both May Make u
Run For T!ssues ..
