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Mom Aaj Maine Apne
Category Double meaning Sms, Funny Sms
Ladki- Mom Aaj Maine Apne Bf Ko Khub ULLU Banaya.
Maa-Kaise?
Ladki- Maine paise Sendal Me Chupae The Aur Wo
2Gante Tak Meri Bra me dhunt
Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab
Category College-School Sms, Double meaning Sms, Girls Sms
Sir: bacho dunia m har bat k 2 matlab niklte hai
Girl: masterji nikal k dikhaiye.
Sir: Baith ja kudie,
teri baat k b do matlab nikalte hai
He came at night
Category Double meaning Sms, Naughty Sms
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
Tujhe utha ke lon ya
Category Double meaning Sms
Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to hi bata ke main tere tasver kaise lon
Pahlay hat ma lo
Category Double meaning Sms
Pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
Kuch larkiyan
Category Double meaning Sms
Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein . . . . . .
Jharoo
A peach is a peach
Category Double meaning Sms
A peach is a peach.
a plum is a plum.
a kiss aint a kiss unless its wiv tongues.
so open ur mouth & close ur eyes
& give ur tongue some exercise
Tell me. is it going in
Category Double meaning Sms
Tell me. is it going in?
..yeah ..is it hurting?
..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok
i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ….
den lets try d other shoe madam
Judge- y did u attack tat young man
Category Double meaning Sms
Judge- y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me,
took my clothes off,
threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!
