Subscribe Feed (RSS)U picked me up
Category Double meaning Sms
U picked me up,
U took me home,
U put ur hands around my waist,
U took off my top,
then U put ur lips om mine.
THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.
Archive for the ‘Double meaning Sms’ Category
Category Double meaning Sms
Tags: 
A daughter sends a telegram
Category Double meaning Sms
A daughter sends a telegram to
her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,
which the father receives as:
father, your daughter has been successful in BED.
In a bath room
Category Double meaning Sms
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.
Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI
Category Double meaning Sms
Meri taref se apko 1 PuPPI
Aapki saheli ko 1 PAPPI
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 PuPPI
Batau bhala kiun?
Aaj hi mere DOggy
ne 10 PuPPI ko janam de hai!
Mangta hoon to deti nahi
Category Double meaning Sms
mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka
School- A place where papa pays
Category Double meaning Sms
School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
Kuch log thodi der karte hain
Category Double meaning Sms
Kuch log thodi der karte hain,
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai
unka
Mobile Charge
Sending birthday blessings
Category Birthday Sms, Day Sms, Double meaning Sms
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
us ne kaha or dabao
Category Double meaning Sms, Flirt Sms
us ne kaha or dabao…..main dabaya ….
us ne kaha or dabao …main ne or dabaya…
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya..
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
Ek bar karo na plz
Category Double meaning Sms, Flirt Sms
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz…
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
