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Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge

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Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?….
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily

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