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Kehdo un parhne walon se

Category Category Exam Sms

Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

xams ki sari tayyari ho gay

Category Category Exam Sms

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;’)

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

Hum jeete EK bar hai

Category Category Exam Sms

Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

koi chez be-wafai

Category Category Exam Sms

koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi,

Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)

Samandar Bhar Syllabus

Category Category Exam Sms

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Exams ke 4 din pehle

Category Category Exam Sms

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

Exams ka saya hai

Category Category Exam Sms

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!

To accomplish great things

Category Category Exam Sms

To accomplish great things,
We must not only act,
But also dream,
Not only plan but also believe,
Best wishes for your exam.

Exams are like Girl friends

Category Category Exam Sms

Exams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!

A student grabbed a coin

Category Category Exam Sms

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study :p



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