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Wada Humne kiya Tha Nibhane k Liye
1 Dil diya
1 Dil pane k Liye
usne Mohabbat shikha Di
aur kaha Humne Ishq kiya Tha
Tumhe Azmane k lye ..!!

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2 lovers r sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch d girl
Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage
Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage

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Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money
Rich girl: my credit card
bt
Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo

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Boy: Dear! Look into my eyes,
wat U c? Tel honestly
Girl: True LuV
Boy: O bevkuf!
machar nazar nhi aya kya? Jaldi nikaal

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Girl 2 Pandit- Can i Kiss a MAN?

Pandit- Ram Ram Bolo!

Girl- Can i Kiss a Boy?

Pandit- Hare Krishna Bolo

Girl- Can I Kiss  u?

Pandit- Shri Ganesh Kar.

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FULL FORM OF GIRL:
G: Gossip mein sabse aage,
I: Innocent sirf shakal se,
R: Rone ki automatic machine,
L: Ladaayi mein sabki maa.

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Girl: If U’ll Try To Kiss Me, May Shor Macha Dungi
Boy: Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai
Girl: I Know But Formality To puri Karni Hi Padegi

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People ofteN say that they were
cheated iN Love.

But what they forget is
that oNe who cheats Never
loves N oNe who loves Never cheat’s.

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A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father, “I”m still paying for it…”

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if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u…
i wil b one of them…
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u …
i will b 1 of them…
if 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..
i will b that one…
and if no one prey 4 u..
it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN…

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