Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
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Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain.
Aap 1000 me se ek hain.
Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain.
Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain. 
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Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam??
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment
4)Love
5)..
6)..
7)..
??
Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!! 
Sagar mein water
Posted by Love_Guru on 28 August, 2010
Sagar mein water
water mein fish
aapko namste
apki girlfriend ko kiss
Uuuuummmuuuuaaa……..
Maza aa gaya… Kal phir karoonga
Indians ki khas Aadte
Posted by Love_Guru on 21 August, 2010
Indians ki khas Aadte:-
BARISH mili bhigna shuru,
BARAT mili nachna shuru,
LADKI mile line marna shuru,
aur
SMS mila nahi ke reply chhod kr fwd krna shuru.
What is kiss?
Posted by Love_Guru on 21 August, 2010
What is kiss?
It’s an application submitted in top floor to get permission 4 working in ground floor.
Those who understood forwrd it,othrs go & watch cartoon
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 August, 2010
Boy- Tum GALS itni khubsurat kyun hoti ho?
Girl- Kyu ki God ne hume apne hatho se banaya he.
Boy- Le, bol to ase rahi he jese hame to theke pe diya tha..!! 
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 August, 2010
Bahu ke 1-2 afair sunkar PATI ne jaan de di
3-4 afair sunkar SASUR ne jaan de di.
Lekin SAAS chup rahi kyu?
KYUKI SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 August, 2010
Arz kiya hai
Kw ruthi he aise wo hmse,
jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge.
wah wah..
Itna waqt kaun zayaa kare,
Itne me to hum DUSRI pata lenge! 
PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 July, 2010
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PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…
PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…
NA YAKIN aaye toh…
Film (TERE NAAM) dekh lo..!
