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Faith makes all things possible

Category Category Flirt Sms

Faith makes all things possible
love makes all things easy,
hopes makes all things work,
but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith,
luv & hope in me!

I used to think that dreams

Category Category Flirt Sms

I used to think that dreams do not come true,
but this quickly changed the moment
I laid my eyes on you.

I’ll give u one kiss

Category Category Flirt Sms, Good Night Sms

I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep.
I’ll give u two kisses to dream.
I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to,
when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

In da mornin I don’t

Category Category Flirt Sms

In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don’t sleep coz Im hungry

I know you think

Category Category Flirt Sms

I know you think I’m cute,
I know you think I’m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!

If all the girls lived on

Category Category Flirt Sms

If all the girls lived on the other side of the sea,
what a good swimmer I would be?

Excuse me, do u have

Category Category Flirt Sms

Excuse me, do u have a Band-Aid?
I skinned my knee when I fell for you.

Without ur SMS days

Category Category Flirt Sms

Without ur SMS days are like:
Moanday,
Tearsday,
Wasteday,
Thirstday,
Frightday,
Shattereday
& Sadday.
So send me SMS everyday.

I don’t care how many

Category Category Flirt Sms

I don’t care how many lips u hv kissed,
how many shoulders u have embraced &
how many times u’ve said, I luv u!
All I care is not b the first but 2 b ur last!

Hey, I just got your blood test

Category Category Flirt Sms

Hey, I just got your blood test report.
U have been tested HIV positive.
Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins.
No Wonder!



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