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Kal raat 3 chor aaye
Category Double meaning Sms, Flirt Sms, Husband-Wife Sms
Wife: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.
Husband: tumne unhe roka nahi?
Wife: bahot roka par bole ab aur taakat nahi hai, kal aayenge
Khamosh palkon se jab
Category Flirt Sms, Hindi Sms
Khamosh palkon se jab anso bikhar jate hain.
Ap kya jany ap kitny yad aty hain.
Abhi b usi mor pe khary hain.
Jahan ap ny kaha tha thehro hum abhi aaty hain ..!
hari mehfil mein tanha
Category Flirt Sms, Hindi Sms
hari mehfil mein tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya,
Tere pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,
Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to,
Sab kucch zindagi mein chup-chaap sehna sikha diya
Chaand to nikla hai magar
Category Flirt Sms
Chaand to nikla hai magar yeh raat na hai pehli si,
Yeh mulaaqaat, mulaaqaat na hai pehli si,
Ranjh kuchh kum to hua aaj teray milne se,
Yeh alag baat ke yeh baat na hai pehli si
Maine puchha chand se
Category Flirt Sms
Maine puchha chand se
“dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin”,
chand ne kaha
“saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya”
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni
Category Double meaning Sms, Flirt Sms
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?….
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily
I must have been
Category Flirt Sms
I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are,
and I will follow the rainbow until the end,
if you promis forever to be my friend!
The moment
Category Flirt Sms
The moment I first saw you,
you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames
and now you make my heart burn like hell !
Handsome
Category Flirt Sms
Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent,
spontaneous,
good-looking,
nice friends,
charming,
funny,
well…Enough about ME!
How about you?
