A girl checks her lover’s mobile
Posted by Rocky on 12 December, 2009
8 Comments
A girl checks her lover’s mobile to know under which name he has saved HER no:
when dialed
it showed.
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TIME PASS NO.8 – calling.. 
Archive for the ‘Funny Sms’ Category
Google maybe the most powerful search engine but
Posted by admin on 8 December, 2009
This item was filled under [ Computer Sms, Funny Sms ]
FUNNY JOKE
Google maybe the most powerful search engine
but,
it can’t search
.
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.
.
the chappals u lost at the temple 
Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The
Posted by admin on 3 December, 2009
Father- Raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gye The
Beta- Kya Batau Papa
Sab Galat Sangat Ki Vajah Se Huwa He
6 Dost
6 Bear
or Unme se
5 Pite Nai ..!! 
Likhe jo KHAT Mujhe wo meri YAAD me
Posted by Neha on 17 August, 2009
Likhe jo KHAT Mujhe wo meri YAAD me,
sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me,
swera jab hua,
to JUTE pad Gye,
Wo TERE NAAM wale baal GHAJNI me badal Gaye
Sex is heat, Love is sweet
Posted by Neha on 17 August, 2009
Sex is heat.
Love is sweet.
When 2 lips meet.
Love is complete.
Love is name.
Sex is game.
So, forget the name &
Play the game!
Teacher: Jawani aur Budhape me farak batao
Posted by Neha on 17 August, 2009
This item was filled under [ College-School Sms, Funny Sms ]
Teacher: Jawani aur
Budhape me farak batao?
Student: Jawani me mobile me “HASEENO”
k numbers hote hai,
Aur Budhape me “HAKEEMO” ke..!
Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
Posted by admin on 14 August, 2009
Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu
har note me haste hi
kyu rehte hei ??
Circuit: Simple hai
BHAI, Royenge to note
geeela ho jayenga na.
Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae
Posted by admin on 14 August, 2009
Teri dosti me hum deewane ho gae,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gae,
Pukar le 1 bar pyar se ae dost,
Bandar ki awaz sune zmane ho gae.
Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya
Posted by admin on 14 August, 2009
Bijli + Badal = Savan aya….
Barat + Baja = Dulha aya….
Phool + Nazare = wasant aya….
Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya..
Man to Yamraj In Hell
Posted by Neha on 30 July, 2009
This item was filled under [ Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms ]
Man to Yamraj In Hell:
Can I Make a Call to My Wife
Yamraj- Sure
Man, After the Call – How Much Should I Pay
Yamraj- Nothing! Hell to Hell is FREE 
