Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
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Girl: Mere erade bade nek hain.
Aap 1000 me se ek hain.
Boy: Dimag ke hum bhi don hain.
Kameeni pahle ye bata baki k 999 kaun hain. 
Archive for the ‘Funny Sms’ Category
Ek admi Dr. Se
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai
Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”
Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam??
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
Zindgi ke 7 Ahm kam-
1)Studies
2)Games
3)Entertainment
4)Love
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6)..
7)..
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Love ke Bad insan kisi bhi kam ka nahi rahta
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
Posted by Love_Guru on 30 August, 2010
Aaj agar aapka SMS ayega to hi hum ROTI khayenge
warna 6 parathe,
panir ki sabzi,
kashmiri pulaw,
ice-cream,
1 glass dudh pikar bhukhe hi so jayenge..!! 
Best joke from Signboard on electric Boxes
Posted by Love_Guru on 28 August, 2010
Best joke from Signboard on electric Boxes-
“Danger, 10000 volts, TOUCHING dis will lead to DEATH..
Any1 found Touching will b jailed for 3 yrs.”
Ha ha..
AIM High
Posted by Love_Guru on 28 August, 2010
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AIM HIGH
Or U will spoil ur shoes!!
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Written on the walls of a Men’s toilet..!! 
Indians ki khas Aadte
Posted by Love_Guru on 21 August, 2010
Indians ki khas Aadte:-
BARISH mili bhigna shuru,
BARAT mili nachna shuru,
LADKI mile line marna shuru,
aur
SMS mila nahi ke reply chhod kr fwd krna shuru.
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai
Posted by Love_Guru on 21 August, 2010
Kya apko ladkian pasand hai?
Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai?
Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai?
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To beta Golgappe ka thela laga lo.
Useful Tip for lifetime!
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 August, 2010
Useful Tip for lifetime:
Agar seedhi Ungli se GHEE naa nikle to
GHEE ko Garam kar lo.
Har Cheez me Ungli karna achchi baat nahi hai
Height of Addiction
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 August, 2010
Height of Addiction:
Just b4 a prisoner was ready to be hanged to death the officer asked him about his last wish..!!
He said- I want to update MyOrkut status as DIED ..!! 
