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Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye,
Dusri shadi k liye Pehle wale ka gala dabye..!

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari

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What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…

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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

because….

90% of the
boys are
right handed..

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Do you like mathematics?
If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!

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If u want the latest MERCEDEZ BENZ on very easy installment
of ten years with out downpayment and interest then log on to
WWW.APNI_AUQAT_MAIN_RAHO.COM

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Tum haste raho, nachte raho, muskurate raho,
sada khil khilate raho, khush raho aur gungunate raho,
mera kya hai, log tumhe hi pagal samzhenge….

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A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar,
ordered some food and beer. The bartender says:
“Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out,
machhar says “MAA”! Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”?
machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”..

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