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Which is longest toilet in d world ..!!

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Ans: Indian Railway Track
U can use it frm kashmir 2 kanya-kumari.
Aaisi aazadi aur kahan.

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Wats SWARG?
American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.

Wats NARK?
American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian sal

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Amitabh-Mere Paas Bum
Patakhe
fuljhari
Anar
Rocket,
Sab Hai Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?

Sashi-Mere Paas Maa…

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Maachis he

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Pappu-Yaar Ye South-Indian
Itne Kaale Q Hote He?!

Dipu-Q Ki Wo 24 Ghante
SuN Tv Or SuRYa Tv Hi
Dekhte Rhete He..

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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

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Oye Hoye Mil Gaya
Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K
Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
“BEWAkuf mil gaya”

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Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali,
kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski
shaadi kahin aur kar dali

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1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?

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Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!

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ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahi hai..!

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Wats d Full form of “MBNP”?
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Mujhe Bhi Nahi Pata!

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