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Whenever u have to make a decision,

Listen to ur Heart

Then ur head
&
Then finally

Do…

What ur WIFE tells u to do…???

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DAD went school to get son’s report card.
BUSY MADAM:Abi nahi
DAD: To phir kab aaun me?
MADAM: Mere “periods” khatam hone k bad.
DAD: Wowh!

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Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe
kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table
nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko
kaunse tables aata he

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Pappu:
Cycle
k
break
hath
me
lekar
nach
raha
tha!! !

Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu?

Pappu-oye!
BREAK DANCE
kar rha
hoon!

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Sweetest kiss- On the head.
Loveliest kiss- On cheeks!
Most romantic kiss- On the lips!
N the hottest kiss?

On d bike’s silencer. GM

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Shadi me dulhe k sath
barati kyu jate hai?

Think b4 read

Q k log kehte h k
kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,
par dukh me jarur jana chahiy

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ullu ki terha kya dekh rhe ho
sms pura ho gaya …!!

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If Any Fat Girl Cross U…

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle ..

ThiS Situation Iz CaaLD ..

“GOLMAAL RETURN”

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Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smoker.

“I always THINK of leaving Cigaratte but..

for THINKING, I need a Cigaratte..!!

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