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Americans Invented Cellphone.

Japanese Invented SIM Card.

Indians Invented Missed Call.!

Proud To Be An Indian

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Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

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Girl:- I LOVE U.

Boy:- Me Too.

Girl:- How Much?

Boy:- As much As U do.

Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.

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Aap “PAGAL” ho!

Gussa Q hote ho?
Mera mtlb hai
P- Pyare
A- Attractive
G- Genious
A- Active
L- Lovable
ab muskuraiye mat hi to PAGAL hi na

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Niche tumhare liye Dosti ka Gift he.

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ye danda he!
sar pe padega to akal thikane ayegi.
ek to sms nahi karte or gift chaahiye

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Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u think?
Girl- i’ll think
Ek bewkoof,jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya

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2 lovers r sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch d girl
Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage
Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage

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1Rat 1Kanjus K Ghar Aag Lgi Thi
Wo Apne Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka

Puchho Q?

Q Ki Wo Sari Raat FIRE BRIGADE Wale Ko Mis cal karta raha!
LikeU

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British: Why You Indians r in
differnt colors?
Look We r All White!

Sardar: Horses r In Different
Colors,
But Donkeys r All
The Same..

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You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur

“Loose Motion”

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