All Latest Cool Funny Sms Jokes and Messages, Daily Updates.

1 Frog asked astrologer, “plz tell my future”
Ast: a young smart beatiful girl will touch u
Frog: great!but when&where?
Ast: in zoology lab

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God ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA,

Lekin BHEJA to aisa BHEJA ki BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA.

Ye kisine mujhe BHEJA isliye maine apko BHEJa

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Maths Teacher- If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket And
1000Rs In Other Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Pappu- I Think Aaj Galti Se
Papa Ki Pent Pahenili

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Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

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Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

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Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girl Friend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom,
Bahut KISS Liye!!

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Laden’s Son In America School
Sir Asked Him i Have 4 Apple.
How Can i Divide it Among 5 Children ?
His Ans: Simple Kill One Child..

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3 chipkalian dewaar pr chal rahi the,
1 ne gana start kia
jese hi gana khatm hua 2 gir gai
batao kyn ..!

Isliye k baqi 2 ne tali bajai..!

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Pappu - Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.

Dipu- are wah, Wo kaise?

Pappu- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu..

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Girl 2 Pandit- Can i Kiss a MAN?

Pandit- Ram Ram Bolo!

Girl- Can i Kiss a Boy?

Pandit- Hare Krishna Bolo

Girl- Can I Kiss  u?

Pandit- Shri Ganesh Kar.

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