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Sir to Student:
“What is the full form of MATHS?”

student thinks hard & answers,

“Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

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Air Hostes to LALU-
R u vegeterIAN or
nonvegeterIAN?
LALU- Im indIAN

Air hostes- no, sir!
R u shakaHARI or
masaHARI?
LALU- na I m biHARI

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Girl: If U’ll Try To Kiss Me, May Shor Macha Dungi
Boy: Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai
Girl: I Know But Formality To puri Karni Hi Padegi

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Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun
Cow: Suna
Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga,
Ghas Chabaenge,
Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

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Mein bikul sharef ho gaya hu.
1 ladki k karib ho gaya hu
uske pass mere dil k chabi hai,
wo mera aakhri pyar
Aur Tumhari 25vi bhabhi ha.

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Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie

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Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT
Frndship is “FEVICOL”
nahi chodenge !!

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Miss Call Ek Masti He
Ye SMS Se b Sasti He
Neend Ko Bhagaati He
Khoon Ko Jalati He
DiMaaG Ko Pakaati He
aur ApKo Hamari Yaad Dilati he.

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A Sleeping LION is stronger than a Barking DOG.
So a Sleeping STUDENT is better than a Barking TEACHER
By
Last Bench Association
Good Morning

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Ladki- Mom Aaj Maine Apne Bf Ko Khub ULLU Banaya.
Maa-Kaise?
Ladki- Maine paise Sendal Me Chupae The Aur Wo
2Gante Tak Meri Bra me dhunt

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