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If i go wrng i need ur hand 2 correct Me
if i win i need urHand 2 wish me
If i Lose i need urHand 2 GUIDE me
so plz keep ur hand alwys clean

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Phul khilkar udas he.
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he
Ek bar muskura do dost..
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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai!

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Patient to Doctor- Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi he
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya
Dr.- Janta hu,thapad ki aawaz yaha tak aa rahi thi ..

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A.B.C.D.E.F.G
“A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl”

Reverse of it:

G.F.E.D.C.B.A
“Girls Forget Everthing Done & Catches New Boy Again”

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When u feel alone
When nobody is with u
When nobody is near u
When u miss everybody,
That means,
U r in ‘TOILET’

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
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Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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Biwi (Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimag Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?

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Narak me GandhiJi-Mallika
Dance kar rahe The

Santa (yamraj se)-
GandhiJi ki saza Itni Mazedar kyu?

Yamraj- Abe Gadhe,
saza Mallika ki Hai

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2 pyaz
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
pta hai hum kya bana rahe hai?

Apko Bewkuf

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Ladki Ne Coin Dalke
Wt. Deka, 58kg
Dupata Utara, 56kg
Jacket Utara, 53kg
Aur Coin Khatam.
1 Bhikari Bola
Tu Chalu Rakh Coin Me daluga.
“G.N”

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