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A girl comes late to class

Teacher: Why ru late?

Girl: 1 boy was following me.

Teacher: so what?

Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!

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Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..!!”

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What is diffrence between Problem & Talent?

so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!

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Girl- Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper- 5 kiss
Girl- Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper- 10 kiss
Girl- ok dono dreses pack kardo

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1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?

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Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!

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If Any Fat Girl Cross U…

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle ..

ThiS Situation Iz CaaLD ..

“GOLMAAL RETURN”

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Girl:- I LOVE U.

Boy:- Me Too.

Girl:- How Much?

Boy:- As much As U do.

Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.

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Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u think?
Girl- i’ll think
Ek bewkoof,jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya

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2 lovers r sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch d girl
Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage
Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage

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Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,

Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya

Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!

Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !

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