A girl comes late to class
Posted by Rocky on 30 November, 2008
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A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why ru late?
Girl: 1 boy was following me.
Teacher: so what?
Girl: d boy was walking very slowly! 
Archive for the ‘Girls Sms’ Category
Rule of boys
Posted by Rocky on 15 November, 2008
This item was filled under [ Friendship Sms, Girls Sms ]
Rule of boys:
“Phulo ki mahak ko churaya nahi jata,
kitni bhi soni ho girlfrnd apni,
dusro ki girlfrnd ko bhulaya nahi jata..!!”
What is diffrence between Problem & Talent
Posted by Rocky on 15 November, 2008
What is diffrence between Problem & Talent?
so simple….
2 boys love 1girl = Problem!
1boy love 2 girls = Talent!
Girl- Is dress ki kia keemat hay
Posted by Rocky on 15 November, 2008
Girl- Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper- 5 kiss
Girl- Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper- 10 kiss
Girl- ok dono dreses pack kardo
1 Bhoot Dusre Se
Posted by Rocky on 29 October, 2008
1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?
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Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!
If Any Fat Girl Cross U
Posted by admin on 17 October, 2008
If Any Fat Girl Cross U…
But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle ..
ThiS Situation Iz CaaLD ..
“GOLMAAL RETURN”
Girl- I LOVE U
Posted by Rocky on 14 October, 2008
Girl:- I LOVE U.
Boy:- Me Too.
Girl:- How Much?
Boy:- As much As U do.
Girl:- “YOU CHEATER!” I thought u really LOVE me.
Boy- if i kiss u & run
Posted by Rocky on 14 October, 2008
Boy- if i kiss u & run, what wil u think?
Girl- i’ll think
Ek bewkoof,jo pura paper attempt kar sakta tha sirf objective likh ke bhag gaya
2 lovers r sitting in a park
Posted by Rocky on 7 October, 2008
2 lovers r sitting in a park,
Boy was trying 2 touch d girl
Girl: No, no, all dis z only aftr marage
Boy: OK, then call me aftr ur m’rage
Pappu Ladki Dekhne Gaya
Posted by Rocky on 1 October, 2008
Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya
Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!
Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !
