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Papu Ko Police Pakad ke Le gaya

Pucho kyu?

Are Pucho na!

Pucho puchho!

Jaldi pucho!

Are Mujhe Kese pata me kya uska restedar hoon

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Ek operation k bad
patient bola

“doctor sab Kya ab me
rog se mukt hu?”

Jawab mila:

‘Beta doctor to niche
reh gaye, mai to
chitrgupt hu !

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Wada Humne kiya Tha Nibhane k Liye
1 Dil diya
1 Dil pane k Liye
usne Mohabbat shikha Di
aur kaha Humne Ishq kiya Tha
Tumhe Azmane k lye ..!!

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Bure din ho “KHALLAS”
Aane wale din
ho “JHAKAAS” Aap kabi na
ho “UDAAS” Aap hamesa
raho “BINDAAS” Ye dua
hai “KHAAS”
“HAR KHUSHI”
ho apke paas. GM

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Meri hr Yaad main “TUM” Ho
Meri hr Soch main “TUM” Ho
Meri hr Dua main “TUM” Ho
Meri hr Aas main “TUM” Ho
Aur 1 “TUM” Ho
Pata Nahi Kahan “GUM” Ho?”

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Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?

Stud - Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

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Kon Kiske Liy Hasta He?
Kon Kiske Lye Rota He?
Matlab Ki Is Dunia Me Kon Kiska Hota He?
Ab To Sms B Wahi Krta He,
Jiska Sms Free Hota He

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1SMS ki kimat tum kya jno
Sab SMS k sir ka taj hta he mera 1sms
sab k cel ki shan hta he mera 1SMS
hr kisi k inbox ka khwab hota he mera sms

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Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho

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“wat is mobile?”

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Ye haath me kya chappal pakda hai?
kaise kaise namune uparwale ne banaaye hai!

Tags: Funny, Hindi, Insult, Scroll Down | 1 Comment