PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 July, 2010
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PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…
PYAR karne se pehle PYAR ka anjam dekh lo…
NA YAKIN aaye toh…
Film (TERE NAAM) dekh lo..! 
Archive for the ‘Hindi Sms’ Category
Ek Choti si fish ne apni ma se pucha
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 July, 2010
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Ek Choti si fish ne apni ma se pucha:
hum pani me kyu rahte hai jamin pe kyu nahi,
Maa ne kaha hum fish hai isliye pani me rahte hai,
Jamin pe to sub selfish rehte hain 
Kahin dooor ek gao me
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 July, 2010
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Kahin dooor…
1 gao me.. Jab raat me bachcha sota nahi tab uski ma use kehti hai
Soja beta soja… Varna
varna
Varna!
Doosra kaise hoga?
Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 July, 2010
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Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha.
Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hai bas.
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hai
Olympic shooter wins gold
Posted by Love_Guru on 16 July, 2010
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Olympic shooter wins gold, govt gives 3 crore
Another shooter dies while fighting wid terorist gvt pays 1 lakh.
GR8 INDIA
Jai Javan Jai Kisan
Duniya Ki Sabse Sundar Jodi Kon Si He?
Posted by Love_Guru on 25 June, 2010
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Duniya Ki Sabse Sundar Jodi Kon Si He?
Muskan Aur Aasu
Dono Ka 1 Sath
Milna Muskil he
Lekin Jb Dono Milte he
Wo Pal Sabse Sundar Hota He 
Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta
Posted by Love_Guru on 25 June, 2010
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Dad: Kyu Ro Rahe Ho Beta?
Chintu: Teachar Ne Mara..!
Dad: Tumne kuch Galti Ki Hogi.!!
Chintu: Nahi dady Mai Toh Aaram se So Raha Tha..!
Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai
Posted by Love_Guru on 25 June, 2010
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Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?
Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi
Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he
Posted by Love_Guru on 25 June, 2010
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Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?
Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.
Ab dubara mat puchna
kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna
Posted by Love_Guru on 20 June, 2010
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kabhi yaad aaye to ek bar kehna,
kabhi barish ban k in ankho se na behna,
Dost na sahi AJNABI he rehna,
magar 
*KABHI*
*ALVIDA*
*NA KEHNA*
