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Dali ne dali par nazar dali,
kisi ne is par dali,
kisi ne uspar dali,
hum ne jis par nazar dali,
uske baap ne uski
shaadi kahin aur kar dali

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Ghar ke bahar wo nakab me nikli
sari gali unki firaq me nikli
inkar karte the wo humari mohabat se
or hamari hi tasvir unki kitab se nikli!!

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Mechanical engg ki wife ko bachha hua
Wife ne hsbnd ko sms bheja- Aap ka SPARE PART aa gaya hai
Hsbnd ne reply me puchha- “NUT hai ya BOLT”

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Pappu:
Cycle
k
break
hath
me
lekar
nach
raha
tha!! !

Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu?

Pappu-oye!
BREAK DANCE
kar rha
hoon!

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Naye Sapne, Naye Apne!
Naye Wade, Nayi Kasme!
Nayi Aas, Naya Vishwash!
Kuch Simple, Kuch Khaas!
Meri Tarah Rehna, Cool Aur Bindaas.!

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Shadi me dulhe k sath
barati kyu jate hai?

Think b4 read

Q k log kehte h k
kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,
par dukh me jarur jana chahiy

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ullu ki terha kya dekh rhe ho
sms pura ho gaya …!!

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Sir: Wo Teen Words Batao Jo Subse Jyada Bole Jate Hain ?

STUDENT: Mujhe Nahi Pata….
Sir: Shaabash Beta, Baith Jao..!

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Aap “PAGAL” ho!

Gussa Q hote ho?
Mera mtlb hai
P- Pyare
A- Attractive
G- Genious
A- Active
L- Lovable
ab muskuraiye mat hi to PAGAL hi na

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Dosti ke riste bhaut lambe hote he,
pata ni kaha tak chalege,
do kadam tum chalna,
do kadam hum chalenge.

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Bad me auto kar lenge.

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