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Pas aa k sab dur chale jate he
Hum akele he akele hi reh jate he
Dil ka dard dikhayen kisko?
Jab marham lagane wale hi dard de jate he.

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Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sarabi- Who r u?
Wife- aila! Mujkohi bhul gaye.
Sarabi- Sarabi Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN

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God ne apko BHEJA to BHEJA,

Lekin BHEJA to aisa BHEJA ki BHEJE me BHEJA hi nahi BHEJA.

Ye kisine mujhe BHEJA isliye maine apko BHEJa

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3 chipkalian dewaar pr chal rahi the,
1 ne gana start kia
jese hi gana khatm hua 2 gir gai
batao kyn ..!

Isliye k baqi 2 ne tali bajai..!

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Air Hostes to LALU-
R u vegeterIAN or
nonvegeterIAN?
LALU- Im indIAN

Air hostes- no, sir!
R u shakaHARI or
masaHARI?
LALU- na I m biHARI

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Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun
Cow: Suna
Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga,
Ghas Chabaenge,
Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

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Daku- Tera Naam?
Lady- Rita
Daku- Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He,
Ja Tuje Maaf Kia.
Aur Tera?
Santa- Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He

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Mein bikul sharef ho gaya hu.
1 ladki k karib ho gaya hu
uske pass mere dil k chabi hai,
wo mera aakhri pyar
Aur Tumhari 25vi bhabhi ha.

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Miss Call Ek Masti He
Ye SMS Se b Sasti He
Neend Ko Bhagaati He
Khoon Ko Jalati He
DiMaaG Ko Pakaati He
aur ApKo Hamari Yaad Dilati he.

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Savera kya hua,
Sitaro ko bhool gaye,
Suraj kya nikla
Chaand ko bhool gaye
guzre kya kuch pal aapke bina
aapko kya laga ham aapko bhool

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