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Phul khilkar udas he.
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he
Ek bar muskura do dost..
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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai!

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Koi khat koi khabar nahi
apko shayad dosti ki kadar nai

hum to apko yad karte he hr saans k sath
pr apko hamari sanson ki fikar nahi

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Jakhm Ki Baat Nhi He
Jane Dard Q Hota He
Dhoke Ki Baat Nhi He
Jane Viswas Q Hota He
Jnte Hue Ki Bewfai He
Na Jane Fir Bhi Pyr Q Hota he

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Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE??Kyunki Jab b Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
“HEY BHAGWA”

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Wats d difference betwn bus & cycle?
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ANS:
Bus ka stand bus ke sath
kabhi nahi jata
Par cycle ka stand hamesha
cycle ke sath jata hai

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Veeru- Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
Papu sitting with his dog in the theator said-
Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai!

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KANJUSI ka jab OSCAR diya jayega
tumhara naam sabse phele aayega
galti se bhi SMS mat karna
varna oscar koi aur le jayega

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Ishq ke jungle mein rehti hoon,
Kaanton ke bichone per soti hoon,
Jab yaad uski satati hai,
To jee bhar ke tanhayi main rota hoon

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Chand ne chadni ko yaad kiya
pyar ne apne pyar ko yaad kiya
hamare pas na chand hai na pyar
isliye hamne hamare apno ko yaad kiya

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Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega?
pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega,
agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega…

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