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Wats SWARG?
American Salary, British Home, Chinise Food & Indian Wife.

Wats NARK?
American Wife, Britis Food, Chinise Home & Indian sal

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A man calls his wife through an !dea mobile.
But the cal goes to another woman.
They
loved & got married.
Moral:an !dea can change ur wife!!

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Whenever u have to make a decision,

Listen to ur Heart

Then ur head
&
Then finally

Do…

What ur WIFE tells u to do…???

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Mom: Kyu rote ho
Son: Dad ne mujhe
kissi nahi di
Mom: Tumne unko Table
nahi sunaya hoga
Son: bazU wali aunty ko
kaunse tables aata he

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Biwi- Shadi ke pehle tumhari koi Girlfriend thi

Pappu koi jawab nahi deta He

Biwi- Me is khamoshi ko kya samjhu

Pappu- Oye, Gin-ne to de!

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Shadi me dulhe k sath
barati kyu jate hai?

Think b4 read

Q k log kehte h k
kisi k Sukh me jao ya na,
par dukh me jarur jana chahiy

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SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?

BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.

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Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No ans.
Husbnd again asks, No ans.
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz ab bhoka na bandh karo

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Child- Mom is bar hum sare pataake yahi se Lenge

Mom- lekin ye to girls hostel hai

Cld- Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti

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Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sarabi- Who r u?
Wife- aila! Mujkohi bhul gaye.
Sarabi- Sarabi Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN

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