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SANTA- tu to office me bada SHER bankar ghumta hai,
ghar me kya ho jata he?

BANTA- hota to SHER hi hu,
bas “DURGA” sawar ho jati hai.

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Husbnd: Kya tumne mujhe KUTTA kaha?
No ans.
Husbnd again asks, No ans.
Then again he asks,
Wife: Nahi kaha. Plz ab bhoka na bandh karo

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Child- Mom is bar hum sare pataake yahi se Lenge

Mom- lekin ye to girls hostel hai

Cld- Papa to kahte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti

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Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sarabi- Who r u?
Wife- aila! Mujkohi bhul gaye.
Sarabi- Sarabi Nasha har gam ko bhula deta he BEHAN

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Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge
SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga
Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge
SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho

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Wife: Jab desi pite ho
toh Paro kehte ho.

Jab whisky pite ho to
Darling.

Aaj kya piya jo
chudail kehte ho?

Husbund: Aaj main hosh me hu!

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Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Mai aap ko save karti,

Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Mai her haftey tumhe change karta.

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Pati - I Saw my wife with a unknown man going to movie.
Friend - didnt you follow them?
Pati - Nahi yaar,I have already seen that movie

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Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT
Frndship is “FEVICOL”
nahi chodenge !!

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Husband & wife me jhagra hua
Husband ghar se chala gaya
Phone pe- kya khana hai
Biwi-jaher
Husband- ok khake so jao, mera ane me der lagegi

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