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Biwi (Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimag Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!

Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?

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Auraten 3 prakaar ki hoti he.
Ek jiske bina aap reh nahi sakte,
Dusari jo aapke bina reh nahi sakti,
&
Tisri jiske sath aap rehate ho.

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Filmi life aur Asli life me kya ANTAR hE?
GUDDU:Film me bahut mushkilo k bad shadi hoti hE.
Asli life me shadi k bad bahut mushkil hoti hE

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Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husbd:A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husbd: A coin.
Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husbd: Wait a sec!

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje,
Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

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Fuming Wife: Wats my value in the family??
Techie Husband: An Unknown Virus..!!

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What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…

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Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master

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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

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