Ek Choti si fish ne apni ma se pucha:
hum pani me kyu rahte hai jamin pe kyu nahi,
Maa ne kaha hum fish hai isliye pani me rahte hai,
Jamin pe to sub selfish rehte hain 
Wife Boli: kuch Saal Pehle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki tarah tha.
Husband Bola: wo to Ab b hai bas.
Pehle Bottle 300ML ki thi Ab 2 litre ki hai 
Olympic shooter wins gold, govt gives 3 crore
Another shooter dies while fighting wid terorist gvt pays 1 lakh.
GR8 INDIA
Jai Javan Jai Kisan
Pata he hum CHLORMINT kyu khate he..?
Kyuki 5-Star Cadbury Perk Dairymilk Kit-Kat or Munch “50 paise me” nahi aati.
Ab dubara mat puchna
One night a boy asked his girlfriend:
“Darling r u free tonight”
His girlfriend shouted & replied:
“Have I ever charged u before?”
Gud Ni8 
Some beautiful lines Just 4u
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WHY in wedding ceremony women sits on left n man on right?
BCoz according to balance sheet all assets r on right side n liabilities on left side!
Jab aap Sms nahi karte
Itna Gussa aata hai
Dil to chahta hai
CHAPPAL\JUTA nikal ker
Pehanu aur aapse Milne aa Jaau
Sach me aise Q ho aap 
Shadi kw mandap me ladka ladki se Bola-
Mera 10 ladkiyo ke sath affair rha tha
Ladki- Mujhe Pata tha, Jab Kundli Mili he to Character to milnge hi 
Railway me job hai karoge?
Salary 35,0000/- monthly
Job details: Rajdhani express ka head light kharab ho gaya hai.
Torch lekar aage-aage bhagna hai
