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4 Pepsi “Sharukh”
4 Coke”Aamir”
4 Limca “Riya”
4 Fanta “Rani”
4 Thumps Up “Akshay”
Dont Worry
Aap Ka Naam
“Desi Daru” K liye

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Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Enjoy
Pig=Eat+Sleep
So Human=Pig+Work+Enjoy
Human-Enjoy=Pig+Work
Humans Who Dont Enjoy=Pig At Work

So Enjoy Life.!

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Ur 5 Qualities
1_______
2_______
3_______
4_______
5_______

Agar zindagi me koi accha kaam kar lete,
to aaj ye jagah khali nahi hoti!

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“wat is mobile?”

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Ye haath me kya chappal pakda hai?
kaise kaise namune uparwale ne banaaye hai!

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Jabse tumse dosti ki hai
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Pite waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
bahut bura haal hai
coz
i miss u lot

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Oye Hoye Mil Gaya
Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K
Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
“BEWAkuf mil gaya”

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1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?

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Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!

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main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof

ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahi hai..!

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Whenever u have to make a decision,

Listen to ur Heart

Then ur head
&
Then finally

Do…

What ur WIFE tells u to do…???

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1Rat 1Kanjus K Ghar Aag Lgi Thi
Wo Apne Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka

Puchho Q?

Q Ki Wo Sari Raat FIRE BRIGADE Wale Ko Mis cal karta raha!
LikeU

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