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“wat is mobile?”

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Ye haath me kya chappal pakda hai?
kaise kaise namune uparwale ne banaaye hai!

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Jabse tumse dosti ki hai
Mera
Raat ko
Din ko
Subah ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
Pite waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt
bahut bura haal hai
coz
i miss u lot

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Oye Hoye Mil Gaya
Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod K
Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur..
“BEWAkuf mil gaya”

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1 Bhoot Dusre
Se: Yaar Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai
na Ladke Mar k Bhoot Ban Jate
Hain aur Ladkiyan?

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Chudail Ki Chudail Rehti Hain!

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main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof
main bewakoof

ahista bolo awaz yahan tak a rahi hai..!

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Whenever u have to make a decision,

Listen to ur Heart

Then ur head
&
Then finally

Do…

What ur WIFE tells u to do…???

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1Rat 1Kanjus K Ghar Aag Lgi Thi
Wo Apne Ghar Ko Bacha Nahi Saka

Puchho Q?

Q Ki Wo Sari Raat FIRE BRIGADE Wale Ko Mis cal karta raha!
LikeU

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Delhi Ki Shardi

M.P Ki Garmi

Mumbai Ki Baris

Patna Ka Corruption

Ksmir Ka Terorsm

Afrca K Saap

&

India K Aap?

Baap re Baap!

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If i go wrng i need ur hand 2 correct Me
if i win i need urHand 2 wish me
If i Lose i need urHand 2 GUIDE me
so plz keep ur hand alwys clean

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ApuN Ko FAQEER ko 1 Rupia denA thA
Kafi dair ho chuki FAQEER to miLA nhi

Is Lye SochA k Ap ko he sMs kr don

Bat to Ek he hy
WESE DO

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