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Phul khilkar udas he.
Samandar ko aaj pani ki pyaas he
Ek bar muskura do dost..
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Ram Gopal Varma ko naye BHOOT ki talash hai!

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Isme 1 Missing Hai?

2Times Padte Ho Shram Nhi Ati?
ABCD Me “1″ Kahan ata he

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When u feel alone
When nobody is with u
When nobody is near u
When u miss everybody,
That means,
U r in ‘TOILET’

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
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Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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KANJUSI ka jab OSCAR diya jayega
tumhara naam sabse phele aayega
galti se bhi SMS mat karna
varna oscar koi aur le jayega

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One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene.
Stars+moon = A romantic night.
Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather.
U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya.

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4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

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Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai….

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!

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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga…
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga…

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