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Arz kiya hai…
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan…
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan…
moti hamaar kutte ka naam.

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Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye
bure waqt me muskurana chahiye…
Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to
8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..

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Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi,
Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.

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U r Ultimate
U r Lovely
U r Likable
U r Unique
In short ……
U r ULLU !!!

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Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

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Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe,
SMS me immediately.

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
haila…! U 2

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Forest king Virappan died last week.
In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins.
Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.

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You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said-We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them ur name.
They said -We cannot disturb our boss.

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