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You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion But Not Ur

“Loose Motion”

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When u feel alone
When nobody is with u
When nobody is near u
When u miss everybody,
That means,
U r in ‘TOILET’

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Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge…
.
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..

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2 pyaz
1 gm jeera
3 kali mirch
2 spoon namak
4 spoon oil
1 cup water
or thoda sa hara dhaniya.
pta hai hum kya bana rahe hai?

Apko Bewkuf

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Mobile Marriage Bureau:
Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye,
Mangni k liye 2 dabye,
Shadi k liye 3 dabye,
Dusri shadi k liye Pehle wale ka gala dabye..!

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Boy & Girl Playing Ludo
Boy: Agar 1 se 5 me aya to I Kiss u
Grl: Wht? Acha or 6 Aya To
Boy: Kabi Ludo Nhi Kheli Kya 6 Aya To dubara meri bari

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What is d difference between Monkey & Donkey?
Monkey will save dis message
& Donkey will delete dis message. Choice is urs…

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U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…

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Why do 90%
of the girls have a bigger left breast ?

because….

90% of the
boys are
right handed..

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Do you like mathematics?
If so, add a bed, subtract your clothes,
divide your legs and we can multiply!

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