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A Sex expert was once asked whether
a rape is possible while running.
No, he replied, woman can run faster
with her skirt up than a man with his pants down.
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A girl phoned me the other day
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A girl phoned me the other day and said…
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home
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Press down down more
Ok more
YES ahh ohh
yes almost there
yeah oh shit harder
SO GOOD ! mmmmm
That’s how I ****on text !
I really deeply wish tat u r
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I really deeply wish tat u r
here with me in my room.
on my bed&lights is off
& we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
A man was looking at a painting
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A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked
woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he
was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn.
He came at night
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He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
A cat tries to get a sausage
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A cat tries to get a sausage out of a river,
but gets its paws wet,
then it see a bigger one but falls in!
MORAL OF STORY?
The bigger the sausage the wetter the pussy!
Always start your day with
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Always start your day with a lot of… S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make SEX a daily habit,and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
