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Some men change their party

Category Category Politics Sms

Some men change their party
for the sake of their principles,
others their principles for
the sake of their party.

Politics is the gentle art

Category Category Politics Sms

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Those who are too smart

Category Category Politics Sms

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.

In order to become the master

Category Category Politics Sms

In order to become the master,
the politician poses as the servant.

Politics it seems to me

Category Category Politics Sms

Politics, it seems to me,
for years, or all too long,
has been concerned with
right or left instead of right or wrong.

The flood of money that gushes

Category Category Politics Sms

The flood of money that gushes
into politics today is a
pollution of democracy.

Good leaders are like baseball

Category Category Politics Sms

Good leaders are like baseball umpires,
they go practically unnoticed
when doing their jobs right.

A good leader is a person

Category Category Politics Sms

A good leader is a person
who takes a little more than his
share of the blame
and a little less than his share of the credit.

Government is like a baby

Category Category Politics Sms

Government is like a baby.
An alimentary canal with a big
appetite at one end and
no sense of responsibility at the other.

A patriot must always be ready

Category Category Politics Sms

A patriot must always be ready
to defend his country against his government.



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