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Patni: Agar Me Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge
SANTA:Akhbar Me Istehar Dunga
Patni: Tum Kitne Achhe Ho,Kya Likhwaoge
SANTA: Jaha b Raho Khush raho

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Santa film Director: U have 2
jump in 2a swimng pool frm a 100ft..

Actor: But i dont know swimng sir..
Santa: don’t worry there iS no water..

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Daku- Tera Naam?
Lady- Rita
Daku- Rita Meri Behen Ka Naam He,
Ja Tuje Maaf Kia.
Aur Tera?
Santa- Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje RITA Kehte He

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Santa ne Ek car li Loan pe.
Loan chuka nai pane se Bank wale Car utha le gae..

Santa Rokar- Pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan le k karta..!

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Santa Banta wathcing match
When dhoni hits a bndry
1st dekho goal hua.
2nd abbe tu pappu hi rahega,
goal isme nahi cricket mein hota hai

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Santa Apne sabse purane Dost ko Milne gaya..
Papu- A,B;A,B;A,B;AB
Santa- Oye! Ye Kya bol raha hai
Papu- Long time hogaye Not C.

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Sir: Name an animal which lives in land & water
Santa: Frog
Sir: Good! Now name 3 such animals
Santa: Frog’s mom, frog’s dad & his son.

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SANTA- Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao,
Jhatke lag rahey he?
Driver- Bhai Gaadi to Abhi chali kaha hai,
tum to kisi ki GODI me baithe ho

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Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua,
Mummy ye Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy- Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa- To Hum Is Ganje K Sath Q Rehte He

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Santa:Kal dadaji kuweme gir gye,
bahut chot lagi,
bahut chilla rhe The
Banta:Ab kaise hai?
Santa:Thik honge,kalse kuwense koi awaz nahi ayi

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