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Category Santa-Banta Sms
Girlfriend- Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho..
Meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
Santa- Oye, Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi karte!
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Gal to Banta
Category Girls Sms, Santa-Banta Sms
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi
tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin?
Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
Santa went to see a gal
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time,
Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye
What’s difference between
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa: What’s difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser
& superman wears it over the trouser.
What’s the difference between
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Banta: What’s the difference between
an oral thermometer and a
rectal thermometer?
Santa: The taste.
Congrats Santa ji
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye.
Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein use surprise dunga!
WHat is another
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa: WHat is another difference between a mosquito and a fly?
Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannt mosquito.
When did George
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Banta: When did George Washington die?
Santa: 2 days b4 his funeral
Tell me five FERROUCIOUS
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Banta: tell me five FERROUCIOUS
animals that you can think of……
Santa: 3 lions and 2 tigers.
Zebra Crossing
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black
& White Patte par Bar Bar
idhar se Udhar chalte the,
Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ?
SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI ?
