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Category Santa-Banta Sms
SANTA kadhai leke bich raaste khana pakane baitha.
Kadhai khali dekh k logo ne pucha
saNTAJI kya bana rahe ho?
saNTA bola, Sabko bewakoof bana raha hoon.
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Santa ji pulled out
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !
Santa asks banta
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa asks banta to bring a pepsi.
banta brings a bottle of pepsi
but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ??
Ans: Tendulkar is an opener
Banta apna mobile
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Banta apna mobile samundar ke
pani me phekakar bolta hai,
“Aja, upar aja”.
His friend asked,
“Pani me se upar kaise ayega?”.
banta- Kyo nahi ayega, DOLPHIN hai.
Santa had called
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa had called an Englishman for lunch.
There was curd on the table.
The guest asked what is this?
santa didn’t know English,
he said “Milk sleeping in night,
morning becomes tight”
Santa is so rich
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools,
one of which is always empty?
It”s for people who can”t swim!
Will this bus
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa Singh: Will this bus take me to Jalandhar?
Driver: Which part?
Santa Singh: All of me, of course!
A Girl Romantically
Category Girls Sms, Santa-Banta Sms
A Girl Romantically said to a santa:
Do U want to see the place
where they did Apendix Operation to me?
santa: No, I hate Hospitals.
BANTA KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD
Category Santa-Banta Sms
SANTA: BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,
POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA: LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI
SANTA: YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN
SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.
KOOD JA!
MAN to santa
Category Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms
MAN to santa: I got a
BRAND new FORD iKON for my wife.
santa: WOW! that”s an
UNBELIEVABLE & EXCELLENT EXCHANGE OFFER.
