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Santa on an interview for
the post of detective was asked a question -
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa - Thanks for giving me the job,
I will investigate.
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What would you do
Category Santa-Banta Sms
First-aid teacher:
What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?
Lil Banta: I’d never go to either place again!
I dreamed last night
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Lil Banta: I dreamed last night
dat u gave me Rs 500 for Christmas.
Banta Singh: Well,
as you’ve been a good boy lately,
you may keep it.
How did Santa cheat
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Q: How did Santa cheat the railways?
A: He bought the ticket and didn’t travel.
I saw my Wife going
Category Husband-Wife Sms, Santa-Banta Sms
santa: “I saw my Wife going
2 a movie with a strange Man.”
Friend : “Did u follow them inside?”
“No yaar,” replied santa
“I had already SEEN the Movie !”
Santa 2 girlfriend
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Santa 2 girlfriend: Darling,
am I the first man you ever kissed?
Girl: Of course, you r. But,
why do all men ask the same silly question?
Waht is the limit
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Wht is the limit of foolishness?
Santa singh n banta singh
fighting for a window seat
on a two wheeler scooter
SANTA & BANTA WERE
Category Santa-Banta Sms
SANTA & BANTA WERE HANGING ON TREE,
SUDDENLY SANTA FELL.
BANTA ASKED: KU BE THAK GAYA?
SANTA ANSWERED: NAHIN PAK GAYA.
After returning back
Category Santa-Banta Sms
After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?
Santa comes back
Category Santa-Banta Sms
Santa comes back 2 his car &
finds a note saying “Parking Fine”
He writes a note and sticks
it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement
