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It was Santa’s weding anniversary.
Preeto: Shall v hav Tandoori chicken to celebrate?
Santa:y punish da poor chicken for da mistake v hav made
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Santa in mysore palace
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Santa in mysore palace,
Tourist guide sir PLz don sit there,
It”s Tippu sultan”s chair.
santa - oye don”t worry yaar
I will get up when he comes
Why are you late
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Teacher: Why are you late?
santa: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
santa: The one that says,
“School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Now Children
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Teacher: Now, children,
if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,
what virtue would I be showing?
santa: Brotherly love.
What do you call a person
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Teacher: What do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?
banta: A teacher
Santa Banta find
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Santa Banta find a bomb Santa
and Banta find three hand grenades
and decide to take them to the police station.
“What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta.
“Don’t worry about it,” says Santa.
“We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”
Hindi teacher ask
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Hindi teacher asks:
Kaal Kitne parkar ke hote hain?
Santa answers: Local Kaal, STD Kaal,
Trunk Kaal, ISD kaal & sasria_Kaal
WHAT DID BANTA SINGH
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Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH
SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?
A. “OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.
Santa was riding on a horse
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Santa was riding on a horse.
He jumped the red light
& a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says:
“Le Karle Number Note”
