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Girl- Is dress ki kia keemat hay..
Shopkeeper- 5 kiss
Girl- Or us dress ki kia keemat hay
Shopkeeper- 10 kiss
Girl- ok dono dreses pack kardo

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Today Is Sharam-o-Haya Day..

Send This MSg 2 ALL ur
Beesharam Frensz..

So That They Get
Sharam As Soon As
Possible ..

I Done My Job

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Teacher- “PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai?

Stud - Sir”Pyar”wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai.
or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

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Another MOON? - Possible
Another SUN? - Possible
Another SKY? - Possible
Another Friend Like U? - Impossible
B’coz GOD can’t make d same mistake

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SMS doesn’t only mean
‘S’hort
‘M’essaging
‘S’ervice
but it also means
‘S’pecial
‘M’oment
‘S’haring
with
‘S’omeone
‘M’ost
‘S’pecial
Like U..

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Kon Kiske Liy Hasta He?
Kon Kiske Lye Rota He?
Matlab Ki Is Dunia Me Kon Kiska Hota He?
Ab To Sms B Wahi Krta He,
Jiska Sms Free Hota He

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1SMS ki kimat tum kya jno
Sab SMS k sir ka taj hta he mera 1sms
sab k cel ki shan hta he mera 1SMS
hr kisi k inbox ka khwab hota he mera sms

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Sir- Tum kal school Q nhi aye
Pappu- Sir mujhe Blud flu ho gya tha
Sir- Blud flu to murgiyo ko hota he
Pappu- Sir ap rozana to murga bnate ho

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Human=Eat+Sleep+Work+Enjoy
Pig=Eat+Sleep
So Human=Pig+Work+Enjoy
Human-Enjoy=Pig+Work
Humans Who Dont Enjoy=Pig At Work

So Enjoy Life.!

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Ur 5 Qualities
1_______
2_______
3_______
4_______
5_______

Agar zindagi me koi accha kaam kar lete,
to aaj ye jagah khali nahi hoti!

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