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A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar,
ordered some food and beer. The bartender says:
“Sorry, we don’t serve food here”.

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Lady drinking coke, machhar falls in. Lady takes it out,
machhar says “MAA”! Lady asks why did you call me “MAA”?
machhar says, “Main teri coke se nikla hoon, MAA!”..

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Ladki ek aisi paheli hai,
kabhi teri to kabhi meri saheli hai.
Kharcha karo to bole “darling, how are you?”.
Na karo to bole “brother, who are you?”.

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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.

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Every Indian women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI - Before marriage.
LAXMI - After marriage.
BAI - After children.

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Maalik: Ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada
ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho.
Ramu: Maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.

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What do you call a female who never laughs?

“HASINA”

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A MAN: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
MAN: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says
This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

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What’s the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time.
Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

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There is a sign in the toilet of the ****change clinic.
It reads: We may never piss this way again.

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