Category College-School Sms, Funny Sms
Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega.
Category Funny Sms
I have started luving “U”..
I know it sounds rediculous
but I can’t control my feelings 4 “U”.
Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS…!
Category Funny Sms
Roses r Red Violets r Blue
monkey like u should b kept in zoooo
dont get angry cuz u will find me there tooooo
not in the cage but laughing@uuu
Category Funny Sms
Jija: Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Category Doctor's Sms, Funny Sms
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai,
uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.
Category Funny Sms
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai
Category Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se…
Category Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms
Marriage:
It’s an agreement in which a man loses
his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Category Funny Sms
Love affairs: Something like cricket,
where one-day internationals are more
popular than a five-day test
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