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Category Funny Sms
If someone says u r ugly, its ok,
if someone says u r stupid, its ok,
if someone says u r genious slap him as
tight as you can n say there is a limit of….
Category Funny Sms
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Hey i saw u in TV
Category Funny Sms
hey i saw u in TV…
how smart u r …
how sweet u r …
how lovely u r …
but i dont know y u r comilg
only in animal planet chanel…
Long Time Ago
Category Funny Sms
Long Time Ago….
Only idiots used….
to read my SMS And Today,
The history continues…
When I was born Devil said
Category Funny Sms
When I was born Devil said…
Oh Shit!!! Another angel!!!..
& When u were born devil said …
Oh Shit!!!! …. Competition…!!! ….
Mon to Sun
Category Funny Sms
Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been a headache!
Gud Morning
Category Funny Sms, Good Morning Sms
Gud Morning… Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in
the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night
aftrer sucking ur blood. Thanks.
A baby fish asked her mother
Category Funny Sms
A baby fish asked her mother:
Y can’t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it’s made for selfish.
An engineering student
Category College-School Sms, Funny Sms
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
I have got degree, I have got knowledge,
I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
Wife: Darling today
Category Funny Sms, Husband-Wife Sms
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary,
what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Gal: Do u have any sentimental
Category Funny Sms, Girls Sms
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card,
it says “To the only boy I ever loved”
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.
